Gotta take care of the sick mommy.
I would get up there and snuggle, but she calls me stinky.
I need a new collar...
I mean look at it!
Ridiculous, isn't it?
I've had this stinky Mickey Mouse collar for 2 years now! It's falling apart!
How in the world am I supposed to impress the neighborhood dogs looking like this?
No wonder the squirrels torment me.
Someone tell my parents to buy me a new one!!